Cew ånew Ckez

Cew ånew Ckez (/cuː/ /ɑːˈnuː/ [least] [work]) is a subtropical Town located in Gādhíhj County, Dakyehgdew Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Cew ånew Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Cew ånew Ckez was founded by Zêth Trg̈mëmë Hutchäawy, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Cew ånew Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 13°C (55°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cool 13°C (55°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 13°C (55°F). Cew ånew Ckez receives an average of 284 cm/y (111 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Cew ånew Ckez covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 2056 m (6745 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Cew ånew Ckez was founded durring the early 16th century in fall of the year 1509, by Zêth Trg̈mëmë Hutchäawy. The establishment of Cew ånew Ckez suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Cew ånew Ckez which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.

Cew ånew Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 16th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Cew ånew Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Cew ånew Ckez is buildings are arranged arrounded highly ordered system of broad flagstone streets which form octogonal paterns, allowing the incides of the octagons to be common grounds for the buildings on the edges, be it for parkland, yardspace, plazas, or markets. The town emploies a series of defencive earthworks, spikes, and fences to provide some protection against wild beasts and smaller groups of intelegent foes. The town's minimaly adiquite have recently undergone extensive repairs and renovations, such that the repairwork is imeadiently apparent and can be spotted due to the diffring ages of materials. One can't help but wonder what brought the need for those repairs to the town.

A look around Cew ånew Ckez gives the unmistakable impression the town is one of the strictest places imaginable. Everyone’s actions are clearly directed by laws they keep in heart and mind at all times. Orderly byond order is a phrase which Cew ånew Ckez brings to mind.

Civic Infrastructure

Cew ånew Ckez has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Cew ånew Ckez. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Cew ånew Ckez's parks.

Cew ånew Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Cew ånew Ckez.

Cew ånew Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Cew ånew Ckez has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Cew ånew Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Cew ånew Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Cew ånew Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Cew ånew Ckez possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. These lights provide nighttime illumination to most city streets.

Cew ånew Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Cew ånew Ckez's natural decorations nor waterways.

Cew ånew Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cew ånew Ckez has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Cew ånew Ckez's locals despise outsiders. For some “outsiders” may be natives of foreign lands, while others might have a grudge against anyone from outside the community. These locals have an active loathing, and the outsiders allowed to trade or interact with them do so at a heavy disadvantage.

Cew ånew Ckez's town hall was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is characterized by grandeur of scale, simplicity of geometric forms, dramatic use of columns, and a preference for blank walls. This design ethos extended to re-imagining earlier styles of structure to create them anew, with a similar overall look and feel to one another..

In Cew ånew Ckez most nights are accompanied by colorful ribbons of light in the sky.

The Raven Swarm near Cew ånew Ckez are known to be quite timid.

Cew ånew Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves sacrificing an animal to channel Charm energies of tier 3 via recitation of scripture.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Cew ånew Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

423 of Cew ånew Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 26 work in Agriculture
• 89 work as Craftsmen
• 33 work as Merchants
• 69 work as Service Workers
• 43 work as General Laborers
• 15 work as Skilled Laborers
• 64 work as Civil Servants
• 40 work in Cottage Industries
• 21 work as Artists
• 23 work in Produce Industries

841 of Cew ånew Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 109 (8%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Due to a magical anomaly, Cew ånew Ckez is directly accessible from a nearby river, despite the lack of a physical connection between the town's pond and the river.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of slew a monster which had been terrorizing the streets of Cew ånew Ckez. Cew ånew Ckez's militia's elite squad is named after .

History